This won't turn out well
OK, the CDC just put out a 'public service bulletin' that supposedly makes tongue-in-cheek reference to the Zombie Apocalypse. Yeah, right. That's what they want you to think. It's just another clever government disinformation campaign intended to lull us all into a false sense of security. The zombies are out there. They're coming. And we're utterly unprepared.
Actually, the CDC wants all of us to be prepared for any emergency, not just the Zombie Apocalypse. It contains the list of items we should have on hand in case of any natural disaster, something that should be in the forefront of our thinking since the earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear disaster in Japan. Here in Oklahoma, we have the New Madrid fault to our east in Missouri and Arkansas. It hasn't produced a major earthquake for nearly 200 years, so it's just possibly due.
But my money is on the zombies.